“Deer Seester,
Yo wood deenk dat traineeng de baybee asseens wood be easy, rite? apparentlee knot.
Dees leetle fookers dink my accent es de funni sheet.
Why do i a do dees again?
Oh yees, de bewbs.
Anywai, Dees leetle novices dink es funni, right?
So i teech dem how to leap of de faith.
By throweeng dem off de Towers.
I AM DE MASTER OF DE FUNNI SHEET.
Luff, Ezioh”
(via gayngelofthelord)
“De master of Funni sheet!” /i lol’d and woke my brother up/ )